working on your birthday should be illegal =[ work 9:30-7:30. going to die.
mylifemylifemylifemylifepraisethispost.
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A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.
this is the cutest thing ever
omgI thought that was a crown at first.
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BEST ONE I’VE SEEN YET
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Did you guys know you can’t wash feather pillows? Because I didn’t.
It’s like there was a chicken mosh pit or something
what did you do to the fluffy chicken
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